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08.06.2025 00:51

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Magnetic fields appear to be as old as the universe itself. What created them? - Space
Still no good
No go.
Just Forget it!
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