What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
16.06.2025 02:27

Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What pet would you strongly not recommend?
{RING} {RING}
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
HELLO
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
How did Madri, mother of Nakula and Sahadeva die?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.